So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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