Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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