dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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