and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
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sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
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I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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