I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
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