i'm lost and i look like a hooker
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
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Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
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Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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