You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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