There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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