That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
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Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
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Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter