Taylor Swift is so right about you.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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