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Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.

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(802): Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye. http://tfl.nu/qfl2

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next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.

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(770): next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth. http://tfl.nu/is4b

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I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.

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(605): I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done. http://tfl.nu/lxsz

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head

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(262): i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head http://tfl.nu/xp32

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened

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(717): i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened http://tfl.nu/tpah

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(903): View more from Texas

Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me

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(903): Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me http://tfl.nu/adub

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(415): View more from California

my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked

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(415): my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked http://tfl.nu/w9k0

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(217): View more from Illinois

Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.

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(217): Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn. http://tfl.nu/jae6

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As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.

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I was judging you.

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(365): As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over. (1-365): I was judging you. http://tfl.nu/3tin

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.

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(412): About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits. http://tfl.nu/4vnm

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(602): View more from Arizona

I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.

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(602): I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house. http://tfl.nu/wmzr

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?

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Yeah. It's not just the beard either.

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(412): she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe? (609): Yeah. It's not just the beard either. http://tfl.nu/x9o7

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That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.

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AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.

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(269): That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE. (269): AND SOME IN THE TRUNK. http://tfl.nu/jicm

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But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain

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(561): But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain http://tfl.nu/nmgo

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(905): View more from Ontario

This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.

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(905): This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick. http://tfl.nu/xvkz

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