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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(

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• (850): View more from Florida

  lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.

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• (858): View more from California

  batman tramp stamp. Dibs.

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• (716): View more from New York

  i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control

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  25 People Confess The Most Awkward Situation They’ve Ever Been In

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.

  (801): View more from Utah

  Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?

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  These Are 21 Of The Most Delusional People Ever

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• (239): View more from Florida

  COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING

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  Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?

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• (469): View more from Texas

  After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.

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