all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
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just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
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So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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