There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
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nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
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Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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