In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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