Where is the hickey?
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
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new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
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Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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