Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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