I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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