wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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