dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
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Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
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Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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