Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
It was confusing and full of hummus
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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