he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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