we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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