New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
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She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
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I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
You dont lie about slip and slides
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
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