Do vagina's smell?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
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This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
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He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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