if you like me you must not know who I am
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Bring me that man meat
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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