I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
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