just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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