So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
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That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
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There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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