I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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