dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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