Kiss
Puke
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I supernannyed him into submission
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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