You were right. It hurts to walk today.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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