Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
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Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
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Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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