so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
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I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
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I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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