Her vagina should come with caution tape.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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