I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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