dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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