I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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