chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
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I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
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Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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