Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
