I want to stick my p in your. b.
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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