you guys were way drunker than both of me
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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