I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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