Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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