so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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