where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
operation have a gay friend backfired
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
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This is the high leading the old right now
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
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She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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