You just made me feel so damn special
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
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So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
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My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
All the doctor said was why
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