: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Success! We fucked roommates!
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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