I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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