omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
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do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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