8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
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