I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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