is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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