I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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