I didn't shave. On purpose
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
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I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
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Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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