Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
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he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
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he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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