Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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