I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Randomize
