Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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